The Huge Mystery News That’s Not Really A Surprise But Kinda Is

The Huge Mystery News That’s Not Really A Surprise But Kinda Is


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How big could it possibly be?

It’s big. Like Douglas Adams’ description of space, shamelessly copied below.

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.


Is it going to change the world?

Probably not.


Is it going to cost me money?

Almost definitely. But it’s worth it.


Am I going to be abysmally disappointed when you reveal it to be some cheap, tawdry, outdated marketing tactic?

Of course not! It’s not cheap at all! Do you have any idea how much these websites cost?


Can’t you give me even just a little hint?

No, cause I kinda suck at hints. Just ask my friends.


Stay tuned for the big news on Monday, December 3rd! 






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