Seashells, Gator Bones, and the Church of Everlasting Liability
Every town has its secrets. Toad Springs has a holy gator.
When a cedar chest reveals 1930s tales from Toad Springs, FL, readers discover three-legged gators with Jesus birthmarks, preachers with prison pasts, and beauty shop disasters in this unforgettable portrait of Depression-era survival. (full description)
Historical • Women's Fiction • Cozy
For fans of At Home in Mitford and Cold Sassy Tree
“This is an excellent read! I felt like I knew these residents of Florida, like I could knock on one of their doors and be invited in for coffee. Funny and touching stories told by a Florida native.”
— Amazon Customer Review
About the Book
When DeLoyd Stroudamore discovers a cedar chest filled with handwritten stories from 1930s Toad Springs, Florida, he uncovers a world where nothing is quite as it seems. Meet Flavey Stroudamore, whose three-legged gator named Precious bears a holy birthmark that transforms a failing farm into a thriving tourist attraction. Encounter Buck Blander, pastor of the Church of Everlasting Liability, who learned to preach in prison but doesn’t tell his parishioners. Follow Elsie Lou Only as a smooth-talking carnival worker sweeps into her teenage world.
Through fifteen interconnected stories told in authentic vernacular, these Depression-era tales explore faith, betrayal, and survival in a small town where everyone knows everyone’s business—or thinks they do. From beauty shop disasters involving head lice and orange henna to church secretaries “accidentally” scalding their enemies with coffee, from secret knitters hiding their talent to telephone operators spreading gossip, Adger captures the humor and heartbreak of ordinary people facing extraordinary times. This remarkable collection preserves the voices of Old Florida while exploring timeless themes of family, community, and the masks we wear to survive.
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What Readers Are Saying
“The prose is beautiful, the stories are entertaining, and there is just something special about a Florida town where strawberries, scandal, salvation, and fertilizer recipes can all come together in one book. Seashells is full of the quiet dignity of the ordinary.”
— Amazon Customer Review
“For me the sign of a good book is the feeling you get when you finish reading it. If you feel you have lost a good friend, it was a good book. And that’s how I felt when I finished reading Seashells, Gator Bones and the Church Of Everlasting Liability. These are real people with real stories and by the time you are finished you feel like you’ve gotten to know them as friends.”
— Amazon Customer Review
You’ll Enjoy This If You Like
- At Home in Mitford by Jan Karon
- Cold Sassy Tree by Olive Ann Burns
- Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg
Book Details
- Print length: 228 pages (paperback)
- Published: June 1, 2013
- ISBN: 978-1-938821-34-9
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